Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch
look at him
friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches…
best invention ever
HIS NAME WAS RUBEN NOT RUBE FUCK YOU
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
Sometimes I wonder about Horrus in bed.
Does he whisper "Weesnaw"
Does he whinny during sex
Does he say "PULL MY MANE!"
I wonder if he asks for an apple if he’s been good.
The apple is a ballgag.
WHEN HE CLIMAXES DOES HE THE SAME NOISE A HORSE DOES WHEN THEY GET STARTLED
These are the important questions.